It’s Canada day so I just had to share…

This is what I got to read on my daily calendar today. I just had to share it with you.

Actual conversation between a driver and a California Highway Patrol Officer:

CHP (after pulling over a speeding car near Fresno): License, registration, and proof of insurance.

Driver: Here you go, officer.

CHP: Your license says you’re from Vermont. That’s in Canada, right? Well, I know that cars go faster there because of the metric system or whatever, but while you’re in the US of A you have to slow down a little bit, okay?

Driver: Yes, officer. I will.

CHP: Since you’re not from here I’m gonna let  you off with a warning, but slow down okay? This ain’t Canada.

 

Happy Canada Day!