This is what I got to read on my daily calendar today. I just had to share it with you.
Actual conversation between a driver and a California Highway Patrol Officer:
CHP (after pulling over a speeding car near Fresno): License, registration, and proof of insurance.
Driver: Here you go, officer.
CHP: Your license says you’re from Vermont. That’s in Canada, right? Well, I know that cars go faster there because of the metric system or whatever, but while you’re in the US of A you have to slow down a little bit, okay?
Driver: Yes, officer. I will.
CHP: Since you’re not from here I’m gonna let you off with a warning, but slow down okay? This ain’t Canada.
Happy Canada Day!